How about that sweater! I swear every time I set my eyes upon it's far from debonair faux cross-stitching slogan I can't help but 'LOL' at the flood of memories that swell into my braincells of a young Macaulay Culkin siting by his lonesome in that grand kitchen eagerly awaiting for the opportune moment to light those fire crackers that lay dormant in his mothers casserole pan. You'd have to have been living under a rock to not recognize that scene and you certainly don't have to be a 90's kid to take that memorable stroll down nostalgia lane. So in the spirit of the Holiday Season why not do fellow mankind a favor and don this bad boy. Tote him around proudly and watch the eyes of passers by grow large as they struggle to keep their poker faces in tact but fail miserably as a hoard of giggles breaks free from their mouths.
I guarantee such a scenario to transpire, every damn time.